P Zander, I'm Calling You Out

Whoa.

It's RPG in the hizzouse here at Laser Blade (pyew pyew) Games. I'm playing the atrocious, yet oddly addictive Two Worlds; Susan is cavorting her way through Oblivion again, Brendan is trying to score with human women in Mass Effect (I don't think his pimp hand is storng enough, personally), and P Zander is...

Wait.

Bully? Rock Band? Two Sports games!?!? P Zander you're screwing up our geek flow! You need some role-playing game STAT. My challenege to you, P Zander, is to let go of the endless well of socially-acceptable cool that you grasp so lovingly and join us in the RPG world, where leveling up characters and collecting phat lewtz take precedence over other things like style and members of the opposite sex (haha, sex).

Meet me behind the Cafeteria at noon if you accept this challenge.