I just poked Ashley Williams

So it seems that Paul Zander takes issue with my aggressive and perhaps mean gameplay styles. That's probably because in real life I am very nice and he is actually really mean. So when I play video games I like to be rude and bad, whereas Zander tends to be nice as some sort of penance for the evil he does day to day.

I just poked Ashley Williams in Mass Effect. Got my Paramour achievement. I take it as a personal triumph that I didn't get stuck making romance to an alien (like Zander). I called Mr. Zander after my tryst to brag, since he had a big crush on Miss Williams. I saw her butt.

We were going to go at it again, but Joker buzzed in on the loudspeaker to announce we were about to drop in on Saren. LITERALLY. Nothing like a bit of sensual relations before saving the galaxy.